Fuck, I’m bored
Hi bored, I’m fuck!
Blimey, they’re bleak
You lot read the John Lewis salad bowl thing on twitter? Passes ten minutes.
I’m so glad we’re not doing Secret Santa this year. This is the sort of thing someone would buy me (not accountancy but you get the idea):
“Oh wow, an ‘I Excel’ mug!” *Scans brain: have I ever said that I like Excel?*
“Oh hope you like it … I wasn’t sure what to get you”
“Ah thanks” *I’ve been here for five and a half years and this is the impression I’ve made?*
do you work in the Shire?
That’s the impression that I get
Never had to sharpen wood (/graphite)
I do. Devonshire
gym: done.
was meant to be in the office another couple of hours… but no one else is here… so…
I’ve ruined all office chairs past, present and future by sitting in some £639 in John Lewis last weekend. It was like sitting on an office-based cloud. Now sitting on anything else might as well be an adjustable upright bed of nails.
Must have been this one.
Help, I’m in love with a chair.
I thought you lawyer guys could just ask for whatever office furniture you wanted (this is based on watching better call Saul )
Yeah but I’m not a proper lawyer. The other week I needed sign-off from two bosses to get a new headset after the old one started making static noises over everything.
NGL was expecting it to look a bit more fancy
If my lower back could get an ereyou know what, I’m going to leave this
So near and yet so far.
Close to tragedy, if you will.