Want some Swedish double-entendre corona jokes?
So,
The Swedish word for distance is ’avstånd’ as in social distancing …so there are signs everywhere saying things like
’Tack att du håller avstånd’ - thank you for keeping your distance etc.
The verb use for keeping distance is håller - to hold - so it’s literally ’holding distance’
Thing is, ’stånd’ on it’s own is slang for erection. Hard-on or boner if you will. So, you can do this
And it goes from ’keep your distance when queing’ to ’maintain your boner in the queue’
’Remember the hard-on’
And my personal favourite
’Remember to maintain an erection of 1 and a half metres’
