Dying ffs halp
is this a combo mega thread
Moved some stuff into my new flat… The door to my room doesn’t shut.
Forgot how nicely furnished the flat is tho.
Pal is coming over for drinks, hot dogs and presenting PowerPoints on our ideal weddings to my current housemate. It involves a reception where everyone is seated by star sign (including a full seating plan for every invitee and +1 whose birthday I know), outfits for the bridal party as well as just me, and a selection of songs on the playlist.
I’m a bit tipsy ngl
Tipsy is such a posh girl word. “Ooh Monty, I’m rather tipsy.”
The best bit is the bit on my husband, which is a frankenman with the body of Brad Pitt in Fight Club (only good thing about the film) and a face made up of quarters of faces of the 2 men I fancy, Thibaut Courtois and Sandy Cohen.
I decided he is a Capricorn (makes most sense with the seating plan)
This sounds absolutely incredible you have the best parties
Had an absolutely horrendous day
Ribeye steaks for dinner and ice cream for pudding
Also booked a week off at the end of September and I cannot fucking wait.
Pumpkin the gerbil is the best man (he is also a Capricorn)
Hi Kermit, per chance have you voted in today’s HGATR yet?
Had noodles for dinner. Some dickhead is coming over to sit in the garden later, so I’m going to hide in my room in reach of the soothing caress of my mini air conditioner and play Breath of the Wild all evening.
You’re so nice about your wife’s friends
Homemade garlic salt chips
Salad (Mrs F)
Mushrooms n onions.
too hot to live, too lethargic to die
Pfft, she wishes
drinking a pint of lucozade sport
Chili con carne again for dinner. its the worst thing about living with my parents.
maybe not the worst thing, but I can’t stand it.
Had maybe the worst day I’ve had in 2020 and that’s really saying something
Don’t know what to do with myself, might fry some sausages
<3 love this!
I am also a Capricorn btw and very single and available if you wish to marry me
(No seriously, please)
I had not but that has been rectified!
What an icon