ICYMI
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Evening all 
I wish I could have just one day where work wasn’t a horrendous, stressful ballache. Gonna switch off my work laptop and try to switch off my brain.
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Evening - sons not coming till tomorrow now due to lack of petrol (he has a bus pass but that’s not happening) so I’ve aborted plans to make sausage mash and beans (will do that tomorrow now) and have ordered a mixed shawarma and chips instead
Will be asleep early tonight due to persistent hangover and not having good sleep last night
I’ll probably just watch Mad Men again until they are all gone
Iceland beef madras and chicken pakora. Better than most Local Indians.
Ate so much curry. Can’t stop eating lately.
Saw a thing in M&S before that I can’t stop thinking about. A biscuit tin that said All You Need is Biscuits.
I’ve gone round in circles wondering what the best way to say this is.
All you need is biscuits
All you need are biscuits
All you need is some biscuits
All you need are some biscuits
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Someone knocked on the door to talk about energy prices over 10 minutes ago. I palmed her off onto my partner as he’s the bill payer. She’s still going, fucking hell. She’s now on the phone with someone on speaker phone about prices. I thought about calling out “dinner’s ready” (it’s not) to rescue him but i thought he wouldn’t get it.
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That is evil, are you going to be in trouble when he finally gets away?!
All four of these are both right and wrong and it’s giving me a headache thinking about it.
Hey I’d have said no thanks and shut the door on her probably but she asked for the bill payer and that’s him
reading about Kabadi
Kabaddi is a contact team sport.[1] Played between two teams of seven players, the objective of the game is for a single player on offence, referred to as a “raider”, to run into the opposing team’s half of a court, tag out as many of their defenders as possible, and return to their own half of the court
all without being tackled by the defenders,
and in a single breath.
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Exactly!
I felt like I was having a breakdown over it.
Didn’t even make me want a biscuit.
Stupid biscuit tin
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Fair enough. I’m 46 but I still say “sorry, mummy and daddy aren’t home at the moment” by the time they’ve thought about it I’ve shut the door.
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mean.
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His takeaway’s just arrived and he’s still there
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hahaha 
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how many indian meals do you have per week?
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Fuck, just liked a Simpsons meme. Never done that before.
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3-4 on average I reckon.
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Had my burrito bean bowl for dinner. Now waiting for my pal to call. Probably play computer games while I’m waiting. Or do a poo. Or both.