It's high time that somebody publicly called this piece of shit out

[sycamore]

[wasted]

Noddy land was a pretty fucked up place as I recall. Remember when those goblins took the car for a joyride and left its beaten body in the woods?

And the milkman who was too depressed to do his job?

[manches]

@sycamore

if this was Rupert the Bear

I have a funny Rupert the Bear anecdote from childhood as well. I was being an annoying little bastard and had hiked my trousers up as far as they could go. My parents said “pull those trousers down, Manches” and being as annoying as possible, I pulled them all the way down rebelliously. Only for my parents to start cracking up at the sight of my Rupert the Bear underpants

28 years old I was

[escutcheon]

@wasted

And the milkman who was too depressed to do his job?

Hard relate tbh

[manches]

we stan an unproblematic king

[OtherwiseOutcomes]

@wasted

Noddy land was a pretty fucked up place as I recall. Remember when those goblins took the car for a joyride and left its beaten body in the woods?

Spoiler: In the original racist edition it wasn’t goblins that nicked the car.

[TKC]

Cemetery Junction (Song + Noddy Joke)

Are you fucking kidding me

[sycamore]

@OtherwiseOutcomes

@wasted

Noddy land was a pretty fucked up place as I recall. Remember when those goblins took the car for a joyride and left its beaten body in the woods?

Spoiler: In the original racist edition it wasn’t goblins that nicked the car.

oh yikes

Enid Blyton, huh

[OtherwiseOutcomes]

She’d be in her element today - so many Nazis for her to sympathise with.