#161

ooh might have to try one of these

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#162

When you make it that big, someone drives YOU around then you just pop into the drivers seat and do the pointing…with someone then maybe supporting your arm when it gets slightly tired

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#164

Blow nose, sinuses immediately fill with mucus, mouth-breath for 30 seconds, blow nose, sinuses immediately fill with mucus, mouth-breath for 30 seconds, blow nose, sinuses immediately fill with mucus, mouth-breath for 30 seconds, blow nose, sinuses immediately fill with mucus, mouth-breath for 30 seconds, blow nose, sinuses immediately fill with mucus, mouth-breath for 30 seconds, blow nose, sinuses immediately fill with mucus, mouth-breath for 30 seconds, blow nose, sinuses immediately fill with mucus, mouth-breath for 30 seconds…

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#165

PARKLIFE!

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#166

Running a pretty fine line with that name and logo, hello copyright

( @Epimer )

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#167

So I officially do not have cancer but something easily fixable instead :confetti_ball::tada: :balloon::facepunch:

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#168

:kissing_heart::kissing_heart::kissing_heart: hope you didn’t have too much of a traumatic wait to find that out buddy x

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#169

That’s brilliant news :smiley:

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#170

Today was fine but four plus months of stress and endless tests - I am glad it’s over!

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#171

If you/your company takes more than £85k a year, add 20%* onto the price of everything**, send it to the government at the end of the year***.

(obvs it’s a bit more complicated than that)

* usually
** most things
*** subject to deductions of the VAT you paid

#173

yasssss, brilliant news mate

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#174

Turnover. I believe there’s exclusions for things like donations, but in general it’s your total income from memory.

I’d have to look up the details, but as far as I recall you have to account for VAT for all stuff bought from abroad as if they were goods bought in the UK.

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#175

my friend told me that all those places people like to say are money laundering fronts (nail bars, tanning salons , car washes) are probably only so fond of cash as they want keep things below the £85K threshold - as as soon as you creep over it you are screwed

No idea how true this is

#177

Best move tbh.

#179

it’s really fucking complicated

probably this? yes, this is my cataloguing handiwork

http://libcat.icaew.com/uhtbin/cgisirsi/x/0/0/57/5/0?searchdata1=150901{CKEY}&searchfield1=GENERAL^SUBJECT^GENERAL^^&user_id=WEBSERVER

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#180

also @anon82218317 if you have a specific question, let me know, this is the type of stuff i deal with on a daily basis with accountants

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#181

Yeah my mate has a cafe/shop and they actively avoid making more than that amount as they’d probably shut down as a result of their success as they barely scrape by with business rates and wages and all that. Pretty lame.

#182

My wife has this SX258_BO1%2C204%2C203%2C200

Happy to send to you if she’s finished with it?

#184

Where’s @weeber?

#185

Today can fuck right off, quite frankly.