You and me both pal :unamused: Think I’mma go tonight.

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where you already in the pub? If not, 3 minutes from poll to pint must be some sort of boards record.

Refuse to believe than anyone has ever text their hairdresser

Not @ ing epimer

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Can I shock you? I think he was going to get a pint anyway.

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sort of wondering what would happen if I did

‘how the fuck did you get my number?’

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i don’t believe it.

You telling me I voted in a dishonest poll?

I was about 30 seconds away from the pub :smiley: saw two votes for and that was good enough (was obviously going to go anyway)

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:grinning: amended on the fly.

Inceptive*

Bwahh

ooft that pint looks a bit sludgy.

My usual barber has a system where you walk in and write your name on a chalkboard and it basically always goes wrong. Suppose you get what you deserve if you go in a place with the motto ‘you grow it, we mow it’

Yakima red, mate. Hopfresh!

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as a queueing system?

Yeah. Ends up being total anarchy though. One time someone rubbed my name out!

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the 'who’s next? system surely cannot be improved on?!

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I still haven’t had a haircut, it’s been probably 3 years now

There’s a greasy spot in Cambridge especially popular with students after a night out, who have/had a similar system. As you say, full blown anarchy when the geezer shouts out “cheeseburger… Sam?” with 3 blokes claiming to be Sam. And it’s a pay in advance system! Like Starbucks but with grease. Wonder if that ever happens in Starbucks.

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