#144

Can I shock you? I think he was going to get a pint anyway.

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#145

sort of wondering what would happen if I did

‘how the fuck did you get my number?’

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#146

i don’t believe it.

#147

You telling me I voted in a dishonest poll?

#148

I was about 30 seconds away from the pub :smiley: saw two votes for and that was good enough (was obviously going to go anyway)

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#149

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#150

:grinning: amended on the fly.

#151

#152

Inceptive*

Bwahh

#153

ooft that pint looks a bit sludgy.

#154

My usual barber has a system where you walk in and write your name on a chalkboard and it basically always goes wrong. Suppose you get what you deserve if you go in a place with the motto ‘you grow it, we mow it’

#155

Yakima red, mate. Hopfresh!

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#156

as a queueing system?

#157

Yeah. Ends up being total anarchy though. One time someone rubbed my name out!

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#158

the 'who’s next? system surely cannot be improved on?!

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#159

I still haven’t had a haircut, it’s been probably 3 years now

#160

There’s a greasy spot in Cambridge especially popular with students after a night out, who have/had a similar system. As you say, full blown anarchy when the geezer shouts out “cheeseburger… Sam?” with 3 blokes claiming to be Sam. And it’s a pay in advance system! Like Starbucks but with grease. Wonder if that ever happens in Starbucks.

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#161

I go round to my Coiffeur’s flat so it’s only polite to text beforehand

#162

Are you taking the piss or do you actually call them this?! I’m not sure I’ve ever heard anyone say it! Maybe I have but I’m not pronouncing it properly in my head.

#163

what do you call them?!

in totally unrelated news my local boulangerie was closed earlier, had to get my bread from the supermarche.

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