To be loved by anyone
Bit vague this
CWBAFT!
Romantic rejection
You got a lot of work on today, maoam?
When an extractor fan in a bathroom is set to turn on automatically when the light is also turned on
Books to have a blank page at the end. Or at the start.
To have rain on your wedding day so shut it @AlanisMorrissette
Travelling business class today, sir?
When you are travelling between international borders it is not unusual for your passport to be inspected
^has never heard of Schengen
Breaking an egg and there are some blood spots in the yolk
0 voters
You oughta know
To do wee when you have a poo
Coming from Wales
0.04% of the world, not even close to a tenth of a percent!
Sitting down to pee
Penis darkness
DESGUSTEN
To cut pizza with scissors