#3

When a kettle turns itself off as the water reaches boiling point

1 Like
#4

When the audio during an advertisement break is louder than the TV show it is interrupting

#5

To be loved by anyone

5 Likes
#6

Bit vague this

1 Like
#7

CWBAFT!

#8

Romantic rejection

1 Like
#9

You got a lot of work on today, maoam?

2 Likes
#10

When an extractor fan in a bathroom is set to turn on automatically when the light is also turned on

1 Like
#11

Books to have a blank page at the end. Or at the start.

2 Likes
#13

To have rain on your wedding day so shut it @AlanisMorrissette

#14

Travelling business class today, sir?

1 Like
#15

When you are travelling between international borders it is not unusual for your passport to be inspected

#16

^has never heard of Schengen

2 Likes
#17

Breaking an egg and there are some blood spots in the yolk

  • not usual
  • not unusual

0 voters

#19

You oughta know

6 Likes
#21

To do wee when you have a poo

2 Likes
#22

Coming from Wales

1 Like
#23

0.04% of the world, not even close to a tenth of a percent!

3 Likes
#24

Sitting down to pee

#25

Penis darkness

1 Like