It's retirement day!


#1

Gerrard!
Button!

Who’s next? Who’s old?

@zxcvbnm ? @saps ? @thewarn ?


#2

I wish


#3

Hopefully that Theresa May right guys?


#4

right, Ant!


#5

Since when is 47 old?


#6

Gerrard will have been retired for 11 years by then! Might be dead even!!!


#7

!!!


#8

Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if when a footballer/sportsman retired they took up activities and hobbies more traditionally associated with people of non-sporting retirement age (65+). Like, imagine if Steven Gerrard now gets dead into gardening and attending restaurants at weird times for early-bird deals and starts getting up at 5am and going to bed at 1900 or whatever.


#9

Am I retired now? Can I go home?


#10

He’s a month older than me.


#11

You can go to a home.


#12

I’ve just liked you wishing Stevie G dead by 47.

Hey ho.

And don’t try and claim that’s not what you did. We can all read between the lines.


#13

Going to U3A meetings.


#14

I’m not entirely comfortable with the inconsistent way you’ve presented those times.


#15

Benjamin Button’s retired?


#16

sperm on a lounge chair


#17

*Googles U3A meetings *

Haha! Yes, you’re right!


#18

Alright, I will!


#19

marckee had already googled them just beforehand


#20

I’m not entirely comfortable with your stinking fucking attitude mate