#309

Bloody loads of chorizo in everything for that full authenticity

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#310

Le Chorizoi

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#311

she is actually cooking the famous paella tomorrow.

no chorizo in there ofc.

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#312

Please tell her she was robbed

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#313

its still a fucking outrage mate. perfectly cooked paella over a water bathed piece of sheep’s ear and bulgar wheat.

bollox

#314

man, i drunk too much eh.

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#315

Could I get away with either of these hairstyles?

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Thinking about changing my hairstyle has made me really self conscious. Thanks brain.

#316

I’m not sure anyone can tbh

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#317

for sure, why not?

#318

reckon young fathers might be the best british band of the past 10 years

6 Likes
#319

I am one of 2 ‘new users of the month’

Thank you all - this means a lot

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#320

Lol

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#321

Pre bed melancholic ruminations innit

#322

I always feel like if I change my hair or make any effort someone’ll come up and make note of me having put on all my airs, all strangers asking me what my airs are up for, like random elderlies crossing the road to enquire as to the rationale informing my anomalous finery

park life

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#323

Reckon so, and even if you hate it you’ll be evened out within a fortnight

#324

Really wanna fall asleep.

#325

Oh no don’t make the head the psychopathic one, make the minion

#326

Just decided this is a trait

#327

At a house party keep playing simons says seems to be going well. 4th time
Now.

#328

Doesnt really seem like there’s much uptake for it tbh.