Are you in the story of/did you know any of the characters in Blinded by the Light?
Hah, no, he’s about ten years older than me I think. Lot of that film rang very true though (and they actually filmed some of it there!)
I know when St George’s Day and St David’s Day are. I know St Patrick’s Day is March and St Andrew’s Day is autumn some time but not he exact dates (but Burns Night is 25th Jan).
Fourth of July exceeds all national saint days in terms of scale of corporate appropriation and marketing.
Does the green represent the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’ that Tom Jones sang about, despite famously not being from Wales?
probably the only flag to have bothered signifying grass
Always thought he was from Stoke, hence why their club song is Delilah.
He might be Welsh again if they hand back the six counties of Stoke, Hanley, Longton, Fenton, Burslem and KT Tunstall
we’re ok ta
Anyone else get the babyfather ‘this makes me proud to be British’ bit stuck in their head all the time
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How many dragons have you slain today?
never heard etc
Loads of internet ones. Loads.
Date wanker
What is St George doing?
cooking toast…?
30 - 50 feral dragons
On his massive erect dick?
Whilst his horse coyly presents its rear?
normal toast time
St Cowbell 'round my neck Heeee never gets respect
DRUMS!
