#110

Soz mate missed that, I’ll nip round the shops now for you :+1:

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#111

I’m very very tired and don’t really have time but can you just imagine that an account called ElBlinko has appeared and said some funny stuff to you please.

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#112

Why the fuck should we bail out a travel agent

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#113

Something something job creators

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#114

Dunelm is generally the answer to all household needs.

But if money is tight then I found mine on Ebay as theres loads of ex-display furniture places that have shops on there. Mine was a brand new Tesco 3 seater that I got for £200, more than half price (it had a chipped wooden leg but at the back anyway).

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#115

I didn’t really see how it was prudent to even bailout the banks, a travel agent is really pushing it. Absolute cheek of them.

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#117

Bloomin’ 'eck! Almost went the whole of summer without kissing another woman. Need to up my game imo.

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#118

On WhatsApp @Avery’s name appears as ‘Avery second name’ (husband) just in case I forget.

#119

Gonna be sick https://twitter.com/JoshuaFunnell2/status/1174787547760869376?s=19

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#120

bailing out a travel agent is preferable to bailing out the banks tbh.

#121

I am easily lured. The mice can come in their carry bag.

They’re cute but a bit shit compared to rats, obviously, but we’re working back up to ratties when I can handle the two-yearly heartbreak (I know mice die quick too but they don’t have the personality so I reckon I’ll be able to cope with it, and M will because she loves death)

Can we have pics of your new place? Maybe in the furniture thread when You’re all set up

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#122

Gumtree is a bit of a minefield but we totally furnished our first places quite well for about £150.

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#123

Do I at least get to go on holiday

#124

i have barleysugar as his (full) first name and surname like he’s my solicitor or something

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#125

Looking forward to hiring @barleysugar for all my legal needs.

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#126

Just imagining BS in court calling everyone cunts.

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#127

“Your honour, my client is not guilty, you fucking cunt”
“With all due respect Mr Shoogs, the evidence against the client is staggering.”
“fuck off”

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#128

Is it jumper weather now?

#129

:joy::joy: Absolutely done me!

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#130

storms out the courtroom singing supersonic flinging his little wig at the judge

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