It's the Crisp Thread (Polls) (Rolling)

According to statista.com these are the top selling brands of crisps in the uk. Which would you declare as The Greatest Crisp maker of them all?

  • Walkers
  • Own brand
  • McCoys
  • Kettle Chips
  • Tyrrells
  • Seabrook
  • Golden Wonder
  • Jakob Cracker Crisps
  • Ritz Crisps
  • Mackies
  • Some kind of indie bellend crisp manufacturer. You wouldn’t have heard of them.

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Further polls and chat encouraged.

  • Wotsits
  • Cheese Tasters

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Not really into crisps, if I’m honest.

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That’s not a thing, Epimer. No one is not into crisps.

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Pipers.

THESE

Also partial to Tavern crisps in my local. So much FLAVOURS.

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  • Frazzles
  • Bobby’s bacon streaks

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Oh man. Jalapeno and dill crisps sound like a stroke of mad genius.

These are the best and I won’t have a bad word said about them

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I mean I’ll eat them, but I’ve never thought “cor, you know what I fancy right now? Crisps.”

The Brannigan’s ham and mustard ones are the best, if they still exist. The Walker’s Sensations wasabi things are good. I’m also partial to a cool or, preferably, chilli heatwave Dorito.

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I’ve never liked salt and vinegar. I keep biting the skin off my lips so they just cause pain. Tyrrell’s do make some banging crisps though.

:scream:

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I would almost always go a Tyrrell’s, though I am partial to a chilli heatwave Dorito, as per @Epimer

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Those are some suspiciously precise preferred crisps for someone who’s not into them.

“I don’t like wine but if I absolutely must it’d have to be a Chillean Carmenère. 2006 preferably. Nothing from the Coquimbo Region though.”

Brannigan’s ham and mustard are wonderful though, I’ll give you that.

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Flavourless/Naked crisps are:

  • Good
  • Great

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I like crisps

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I have that thought several times day.

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Pringles

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wtf, Frazzles are v bad in comparison