Its the sound of the Underground

MIND THE GAP
‘Get out my fuckin’ way’
cough
The next train to arrive at platform 2 is the 6.37am to Marlyebone
HONK HONK
'So I says to.him I says ‘son…shutt up’

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Very good threadsmithing

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“the fuck you looking at?”
“THIS TRAIN IS READY TO DEPART, PLEASE STAND BACK FROM THE CLOSING DOORS!”
“excuse me… which way to Big Ben?”

‘Christ, it’s hot’

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“See it, say it, sorted”

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Haha, look everyone! TKC thinks they announce the times of the trains on the Underground hahaha! What a doofus haha. Get him, LME!

Hey, who do you think I am, Joe Swash?

Once saw Joe Swash on “Platform 0” at Stockport station, my mate heckled him. Not seen him on the Underground, will post in the thread if I do.

Poor Swashy!

“stand on the right!”

I’ve seen him a few times, catching the central line from Leytonstone.

The Sir Keir Starmer Story

The beat of the drum goes 'round and around
AS IT DOES