I know, but - crucially - nobody takes me seriously.

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If anything, Raheem Sterling screwed back a little too well

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Is it a cream pie?

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Does anyone wanna play Fantasy Snooker 2020/21 with me

Snarf

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In one of these scenarios, a man is penalised four points for a foul stroke unless he has one foot on the floor. But which one?

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Best pub game

  • Darts - ‘Round the World’
  • Pool - ‘Killer’

0 voters

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It’s a very wholesome pie.

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Lovely little fluke from Kyren there

See, this is great. Means absolutely nothing to me but also perfect sense.
It’s a bit like how every year when the horse racing is on, someone will pretend to be a commentator and film themselves asking people if they fancy so and so’s chances, but they just make up the names. And people go along with it, cause no one actually DOES know.
What do you reckon of Chancey Zinger McTrot? 4/1?? Yeah? In with a shot.
And surely it’s the same with snooker players. Reckon I could walk into any pub in Britain and successfully bullshit my way through a conversation about snooker. Ahh that Tony O’Snook?? Yeah, lovely wrist action from him. Can’t believe Kevin Charleston ballsed his chances so badly though, what a joke!
Easy.

What have I done?!

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Are you still going on about snooker?

I’ll be honest joke, I’m not sure what I’m going on about

I don’t mind football tbh, have found myself getting quite invested in games when I’ve properly paid attention/had a booze.
I’ve even jumped up and cheered upon the scoring of a glorious goal while watching in the pub with pals.

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1 or 2 games a year will do for me though, ta.
Can’t understand wanting to watch it several times a week for months.

Just seen a tiktok that asked what would you give a Victorian child to blow their mind??
The person said red bull, which makes sense cause the caffeine and sugar would send them into overdrive.
But I think skips. A fizzy crisp, imagine the SCENES

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Mcdonalds happy meal

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YES! Incredible shout there.
There’s so many levels to why that would blow their mind

I was gonna crop the top bit of conversation out but I’ll leave it in

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what’s a working horsell