Anyone seen any good Maypril Fool’s jokes?

Yes

I’m not a fan of those kind of comments in an appraisal. There’s nothing wrong with being quiet, everyone’s different and people should be allowed to be who they are as long as that’s not, y’know, an arsehole! :wink:

Commiserations on your wrapless rice.
I just had an egg sandwich that had 0 flavour despite containing 20% of the RDA of salt.
I had to add a little salt from my drawer for it to taste of anything :upside_down_face:

eurgh :angry:

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Yeah definitely. I hadn’t realised you could use it at the Design Museum so that’s a bonus

Late entry for today.

Had alcohol at lunch time like it was still the 90s then regretted it when back at my desk.

Off to see Paul Mason plug his new book later.

Balls I missed that gig didn’t I. Wahh

Need an effing haircut.

Just looked at the traffic to go home. Google reckons 3 hours to take the M23 tonight. I think I’ll take a different route.

My hairdressers is motorbike, gangster and Roy Lichtenstein themed.

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At least this way you’ve already made a start on it :+1:

I just had an effing haircut. Told the HD not to worry about blow drying it as I’m only going home, she did it anyway and it started raining just as I was leaving :upside_down_face:

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Hello! Today is a public holiday here because it’s Labour Day. I normally head into town to watch/partake in the march and then oftentimes have some drinks afterwards, but cba this time around.

Went horseriding for 2 hours instead and am currently just chilling (and drinking a peach ice tea) in my comfy chair at home.

Might have a wee nap before figuring out what to do for food (will almost def be a takeout though).

There was a union protest march right past my place of work this morning and there will be another for immigrant rights this afternoon.

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Tears up business plan for Colossal Shorts

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Videogame translation service: Colossal Ports

Confectionary: Colossal Allsorts

One man show: Colossal Thoughts

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Brewery: Colossal Wort
Solicitors: Colossal Tort

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Following a merger with a popular watchmaker: Colossal Quartz

Private midwivery service: Colossal Storks

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If you want to go a bit rogue and dabble in drug dealing: Colossal Snorts

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Cosmetic surgeon: Colossal NorABANDON REPLY

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