not long to go lads

We used to always have this when I was growing up.

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Yeah, that’s the stuff. Can’t be good. Where bounce that stuff living? Near the pesto?

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I couldn’t look at an ice cream van in the same way after watching Assault…

:man_shrugging:

One of the best things (ok, perhaps the only good thing) about being a no-cheese weirdo is ordering pizzas from Dominos etc with friends. They all get a few to share, and I get AN ENTIRE LARGE PIZZA TO MYSELF that nobody else wants to touch :smiley:

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You weirdo

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What is a pizza without cheese

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I’m not proud of myself. The smell of pretty much any cooked cheese gives me the boak, but mozzarella on a pizza smells sooo tasty. My nose is lying to my tongue, alas…

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Is The Fog worth it?

Braw

Bread with sauce.

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It’s a lottery though - a no-cheese pizza takes less time to cook so they can burn easily if not prepared by a clever and understanding chef. Plus, sometimes I get an extra topping for free in lieu of the cheese :slight_smile:

I’ve not seen The Fog - I’m not really very good with horror, tbh, for someone who’s watched a few.

‘Comedy offensive’

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Poll for everyone - if you had to give up one of the elements of a pizza, what would it be?

  • Bread
  • Sauce
  • Cheese
  • Toppings

0 voters

Do you all think this is some kind of GAME where you can just CHOOSE not to keep posting fish puns!? I am incredibly disappointed in all of you.

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It’s a proper thinker, this one

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a towel

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Worst I’ve had was in St A’s as an undergrad, when I asked for a spicy chicken with no cheese. For some reason the guy behind the counter assumed “no cheese” meant I didn’t want any tomato sauce either, so I ended up with an overly crisped dough base with burnt, lonely chicken pieces scattered sadly on top :frowning:

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