Helicopters have been hovering overhead for the past half an hour or so.
Some bad dudes must be on the run.
How thrilling.
Doesn’t apply here anyway does it. Good tip for any UK resident though
Also AAAAHHHHHHH I just messaged a guy and asked him out. Played it real cool like, but still nerve wrecking isn’t it. Also I messaged him theough the fb messenger and noticed the second I pressed send that he’s actually online oh my god
bless ya
I’ve fancied him for a little while but it took another guy being interested for me to avtually message this one. ADULTING.
Think it’s time to fuck off this shit beard and really believe in the moustache.
Oooooh what kind of stache are you going for Bam?
PSA: I just recieved a text from my sister, informing me that I did indeed choose the right bottle.
Well something like this from the last time I was so brave. I look like such a dork clean shaven so I need to do something
Facial hair is definitely the way to go, for most men at least. Keep us posted, man
I’m too vain not to, don’t worry!
Excellent!
Three minutes margin of error to change trains at Clapham junction, if I get stranded I might go back to my office, test the limits of flexible working
Watching American Dad drunk now. I know a lot of you people hate this show but I love it even when I’m sober.
Broke mine in five places and dislocated it when I was fifteen. Can’t straighten it now and I also have a load of thick black hairs growing out of it.
You do you!
Currently fast forwarding through the entire movie Beverly Hills Cop because that’s how long I’d left the television on pause for
UPDATE, I made it to the end, and into Futurama!
I bloody love roman history. Gonna go to sleep to some phat podcasts
It’s the Godfather episode
