Consider it done @Im_On_Safari
never tell anyone it’s my birthday
just change the name and sing this:
I’m already on “fuck today”.
I’m not sure if I actually know how to be happy any more.
Take it to the … etc
ah good shout, forgot about this one
Anyway @Im_On_Safari has cast his vote (the only vote that mattered) and the song has been sung
If you can’t handle me at my worst, you can’t handle me on my birthday mister president boop boop be doop.
- Marilyn Manson
OMG OMG OMG YOU DID A SEX! Congrats Daddy T
that’s a 3 month scan right? I really should know but it’s been a while.
awh lovely stuff
I was meant to get up at 5:30 for gym but could not face it.
I will be a considerable moody bitch today.
The trains were all delayed and obviously packed. This lady pushed herself in front of a crowd waiting by the doors of a packed train and shoved herself on. Clearly there was not enough room for her because when the doors shut, they just shut on either side of her body, wedging her in. I was standing right in front of this situation with my face in my hands, laughing quite a bit at the scene.
The doors continue to shut and she’s still ramming herself in and then the doors are almost shut…apart from her hand and handbag which are now on the outside of the train whilst she is in the train.
Another woman next to me frantically tries to shove the back through the gap but it’s far too big, she looks at me - “are you going to help?”
Coldly, I say “Nope, i’m not helping that situation”
A little peanut!
Yesss!!! Congratulations @rich-t and mrsricht
It’s the size of a lime apparently
I enjoy that whole “your baby is the size of a gala melon” stuff you can get on some apps.
Its pretty fun walking round the supermarket picking things up asking Miss Rich-t if it’s that size.