Some fucker has nicked the milk off our doorstep. Not a great start to the day. Hopefully all yours are going better.
In other news, I got some new special gum health toothpaste last week (it was on offer in Sainsbury’s), and my other half has ruined it by suggesting it looks like a tube of lube. So I thought I’d share it today, being Thursday.
Yeah, it’s the first time it’s happened, so I’m trying not to stress about it. We did have one bottle fall off our doorstep, smashing and leaving milk all over the path, and last week it looked like the birds had been at the bottle tops, but they’re all isolated incidents so far
I guess it’s good to compartmentalise your time, but seems a bit off to be so binary. 15 hours being anti-woke, 9 being woke. 15 hours being Kemi Badenoch or Suella Bravermann, 9 being i dunno, Corbyn?