So banal I can’t even think of anything to write here.
Might have some anal tonight.
That’s not banal.
There’s a really nice looking chocolate cake in the kitchen but I reckon it’ll have cream in it so I’m steering clear.
I have instead been eating the chocolate fingers used to decorate it. Think I’ve about about nine.
depends how you do it
is the chocolate on the top or bottom?!
Also probably depends how arsed you are about it.
Have you ever seen a chocolate finger?
Arse means bum
I stopped reading after this
Can we stop talking about chocolate please.
Or at least talk either about chocolate or anal
^this man clearly knows how I roll!
hello, i’m eating some chocolate (kinder bueno), not planning any anal any time soon
misery banana i brought in for brunch is still sitting there, quietly antagonising me
It might loudly antagonise you if you use it for anal.