#90

I’m eating these:

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#91

you do now know we’re gonna be super disappointed if you don’t :slight_smile:

#92

I’d better get cracking at sourcing some! Do you think Aer Lingus would let me wear it onto the plane?

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#93

just the thought of you sauntering up full suit of armour on as if it’s the most normal fucking thing in the world is making me laugh :slight_smile:

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#94

just tell them you’re going to assist the Scots in fighting off the English invaders, Braveheart style

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#96

jelly beans

taste: 8 / 10
value 1 / 10

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#97

They’re from a WH Smith’s in a hospital, so they were never going to be anything other than extortionately priced.

#98

Don’t know, my phone pictures always seem to load fine? Try splitting it over 2 pics and post both? I’m sure there’s some other tech savvy way…

#99

Once went to play poker with my mate and his brother, and a bunch of his brother’s mates I didn’t know. We were chatting as you do, and got on to the topic of what you’d do if you won the lottery. One of the lads said, totally serious, “Oh, I’d buy a suit of armour”, as though that were the most natural first decision anyone would make. Everyone cracked up, and then whenever the dude tried to speak for the rest of the night, everyone would make “clunk, clang” noises over the top.

Probably doesn’t sound very funny, but trust me, you had to be there.

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#100

write smaller

#101

you play cards with @Kallgeese ?! :slight_smile:

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#102

more like

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#104

What happened to @AllOfThemWitches’ neck?

#105

Did you know the Everglades is/are a river?

#106

always thought it was just a big crocodile/snake sanctuary

#107

I like your handwriting.

#108

I have never wanted to go home so badly in my life

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#109

HANG ON boss is off Skype later nerds

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#110

I had this bad boy:

Might still be in the rafters of my parents’ garage actually…

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#111

belter