It’s a beautiful day, and according to my Fitbit I got more than eight hours sleep. I’ve got a few childless hours today, and there’s a brand new pub on the beach. :+1:

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Sorry, I can’t even work out what this might be…

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Saw Daughters last night. Good band

But it’s a beautiful sentence. The very idea of persuading someone to reheat off trousers

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Oh dear god what???

Must stop using swype :man_facepalming:

Was trying to say I will try to persuade her to rehem my trousers. I guess ‘rehem’ isn’t an actual word…

No idea how it got ‘off’.

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The thought of you reheating your trousers is excellent

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Morning Rarity, all,

I feel fookon’ amazing

…ly hungover the one positive i can find is that we all boughr pizzas onnthe way home and have a half each left and if I’m being honest i might just bosh mine right down, right now. Or i might have a slice of bread and wait until i feel more settled.

Really looking forward to being back in Reading and seeing our cat. I’m’a give her quite the nose boop; she’ll know. Eeckon the butter’s out the fridge? Oh gosh I’m hungover.

Hungover. Lost my jumper.

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Bison?

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I love this story

I’m going to make this long weekend a schlong weekend

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Got up early and showered but fuck it, I’m totally going to go for a run now anyway. Far too nice not to.
I’m so goddamn wild sometimes. I need to be stopped

Making dinner for a friend tonight. Can’t wait :blush:

I’ve had brekkie and bashed through a bit more of Modern Warfare. The Russians have launched a whole load of nukes at America and I’m the only one that can stop them! :anguished:

Time for my daily yoga sesh, methinks

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Yep. Perfect weekend for their proper opening. They couldn’t have dreamed for it to be as nice as this.

Morning champs. The ballet was extraordinary last night, totes emosh, Bourne seems to outdo himself every time.

Back out on the booze today for a surprise birthday do for my brother-in-law. Lunch at the ivy cafe first. Gotta prep some lamb for tomorrow too.

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Can barely walk mates. Can’t go home cause it’s Easter and I also can’t afford to. Someone come and kidnap me? Bring Naproxen.

Nuke them?

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Although i can sew, i have used wundaweb to rehem trousers in the past when i couldn’t be arsed getting the sewing machine out and it’s been fine. Wundaweb is an iron-on strip that sticks fabric together. So if your mum doesn’t want to do it that’s another option.

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Omg look who I just met

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Adorable!!