Had a bullshit meeting that STARTED at five o’clock, that took 45 minutes to drive to, mercifully finished on time at six, then a magical mystery drive home through made up places like “Swaffham Bulbeck” and “Six Mile Bottom” through biblical rain that meant I was basically aquaplaning for five straight miles on the A14.
So now I’m putting a jam roly poly pudding in the oven.
Mr Socks better not have given my face fleas. I could do without face fleas.
Why is smoked salmon even a thing
CONGRA-
Please be respectful of my suety child.
Can’t believe it’s only Tuesday. What a long long week already.
I was going to make a joke about chimney sweeps then but I need to stop quoting all of your posts for ‘comic’ effect
I often eat the equivalent of a dinner whilst making dinner so am not really hungry by the time I sit to eat.
For example today, breadsticks and houmous, raw haloumi, slice of cheddar, bits of pepper and apple were eaten. 
I got a letter from my chimney sweep the other day, as it happens.
Finishing season 2 of Good Girls, which confines to be a solid Loads of Fun / 5.
Out after this to go watch Jeffrey Lewis, which I’m really looking forward to.
I opened and read it. It said they were suckers.
didn’t fancy anything we had in for dinner so got a pizza delivered. was nice but really did not need to get a massive pizza, don’t normally get takeaways unless it’s the weekend either. not a good sign.
was nice though 
I got a letter from my chimney sweep the other day, as it happens, step in time!
I got a letter from my chimney sweep the other day, as it happens, step in time!
Never need a reason, never need a rhyme
I got a letter from my chimney sweep the other day, as it happens, step in time!
Update: ate 2.5 burritos
Had a bad time with my MH lately but I just had a text from someone who was being a bit arsey explaining why and basically it was all a stupid misunderstanding, so that’s a relief, THEN I spotted the guy who always sabotages my tours has done a bit of false advertising and I thank the karma gods for this reprise in my mood it has given me.
Take care of yourself Scouters, always available if you need a chat or whatever 
Should probably take this to the ratting people out thread because that, readers, is what I just did.
My goodness I am full.
Ah, classic Guest 2
