What’s happening? I am working which is balls. Obviously I need some distraction.
cucumber in a burger?
Holy fuck I want that
Someone stole the potato i was just about to pick up in the supermarket and now i am livid.
Yeah, I’ve removed it and replaced it with ketchup.
Might go for a burger now.
Oof. Looks grey!
That’s not a pizza pn. Bin it and get a pide
Are those chips good? I can’t work out if they look amazing or terrible.
He wasn’t even in a rush because i saw him faffing near the tinned veg moments later. why couldn’t he have waited until i’d finished picking my potatoes?
you should have pinched it back out of his basket while he was distracted by the canned goods.
I wasn’t going to stoop to his level.
Had a pide like two nights ago and I’m now in my pyjamas. Misery Goodfellas will have to do.
I’ve been home with tonsillitis today
I’m going to just have some oven chips for dinner and might deep fry some smoked tofu and put it in a little sarnie to see what that’s like
you’re a better person than i am