Holymoly, it looks like you’ve got a black light on in your bedroom.
I’m telling you – the funkiest.
This is making me think about school year books and the “Most likely to” section. Mine was “Most likely to become a serial killer”
Mistersteve’s - most likely to become a funkmaster
seems accurate tbf
Did you know Ed Gein spent his weekends collecting interesting plant pots too?
For lack of a serial killer emoji this one seemed most appropriate
Oh wait…
That’s better.
Given the amount of innocent plants you’ve slain this is about right
Just one step closer to fulfilling the prophecy.
Haha!! I was actually genuinely just thinking this
The cleaner has finished my chewing gum.
Ahm no a grass, but: irked.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BX0IjKxAkKg/?taken-by=thelineofbestfit
What’s going on with that arm?
nah i’ll stay. work fell through anyway cos silly agency in london being a bunch of bum burps
listening to PWEI.
PWEI are awful. I love them.
They captured him in his natural state! People are forever photoshopping out the tiny third arm protruding out of his neck. It is a GOOD thing.
If I were him I’d put it in the downstairs bathroom so that it filled the wall opposite the toilet.
This has made me really want to watch Summer of Sam.
All a bit Vigo innit.
just went for a nice morning walk.
Unfortunately am wearing a t-shirt that makes me look like a bit of a bellend
Reveal it to us.
