Originally you were worried that the app had frozen, but thankfully your wife was just trapped in the flat
Turns out she forgot to take her phone into work that day.
but then how did you close the kitchen window??
big fan
Just remembered that bit on Peep Show where Mark and Jeremy get locked in and Jeremy finds an object and he’s going ‘Look Mark, here’s a thing!’ as though it’s like a video game/puzzle and the object will help them get out hahah
Into the garden and through the hole in the fence to the neighbours, sure!
If you want I can come and collect your keys and urinate on your floor
You had to climb out from inside to unlock the door. Once it was unlocked I just walked back in to close the window
Hope she doesnt piss on the carpet again
this post has really done me
if hyg doesn’t take you up on this, i will
She really is 'er indoors today whether she likes it or not!
Fritzels defense wasn’t looking very strong
Can you ask her to post on here for the remainder of the afternoon please?
A mate locked me and another mate in his flat recently while he went to drive his gf somewhere. Didn’t question it initially because we had no need to be anywhere but then the pizzas we had ordered came earlier than expected, and the window was locked shut. We were stuck in a situation very similar to the episode of Peep Show @barleysugar mentioned. We stopped short of getting him to put them through the letterbox slice by slice - he had to leave them outside until the mate who’s flat it was got back 5 nervewracking minutes later. Stressful.
Amazing! Were you just gazing at the pizzas through the letterbox for 5 minutes?
Through the window yes, praying that no passers-by would take a fancy to them.
Who was it on here who got locked in the little porch bit of their flat? Was it @eems?
here you go, see you tomorrow!
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