I've accidentally locked my wife in our flat

marckee · 2017-01-09T16:25:54.117Z

Who was it on here who got locked in the little porch bit of their flat? Was it @eems?

eems · 2017-01-09T16:34:20.864Z

here you go, see you tomorrow!

Things You've Been Trapped In And For How Long.

I was trapped in a lift the other day for about an hour, it was pretty boring. Hope your stories are better than mine. I'll start the mum joke coun...

plasticniki · 2017-01-09T16:39:39.416Z

YES

hip_young_gunslinger · 2017-01-09T16:43:50.402Z

Apparently two people have rung the doorbell today, and she has been unable to answer.

I have bought half a dozen Crosstown doughnuts as a peace offering.

TheWza · 2017-01-09T21:58:18.311Z

Accepted?

Steved · 2017-01-09T21:59:55.302Z

The veiling is thin on this one.

hip_young_gunslinger · 2017-01-09T22:36:13.283Z

They are bloody good doughnuts tbf

Damian · 2017-01-09T23:38:10.584Z

You absolute BASTARD