I've been banned from garden wees

but i just had one on the sly and it was lovely to feel the warmth of the sun on my willy.

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I had a wee in the garden yesterday. Great isn’t it?

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even better now that it’s illicit, surely. nothing better than an outdoors wee.

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Yeah feel a bit upset by the ban but apparently it’s a bad example for the kids.

This is a thing people do?

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For sure!

Not people. Just him.

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Ahhhhhhhh

Are you having one now?

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Yes I believe that’s the noise he makes

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Might have one later and I’ll let you all know

how could you get caught, man.

Bet he went for a really arrogant arc

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Really good in cold weather.

into a potted plant, no doubt.

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Well I didn’t really hide it… but now I do.

The straw that broke the camel’s back was my son shouting ‘I’m having a wee’ and going right next to where the neighbours were sitting (on the other side of the fence). Plus we have had another bepenised child so my wife has had it.

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think the only time my little brother got grounded was when dad caught him having a piss in the garden.

fucked it mate.

quite like the idea of not hiding it. just saying ‘can you pause that, I’m just going for a piss’, and marching into the garden.

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my dad encouraged it

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