#13

Bet he went for a really arrogant arc

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#15

into a potted plant, no doubt.

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#16

Well I didn’t really hide it… but now I do.

The straw that broke the camel’s back was my son shouting ‘I’m having a wee’ and going right next to where the neighbours were sitting (on the other side of the fence). Plus we have had another bepenised child so my wife has had it.

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#17

think the only time my little brother got grounded was when dad caught him having a piss in the garden.

#18

fucked it mate.

quite like the idea of not hiding it. just saying ‘can you pause that, I’m just going for a piss’, and marching into the garden.

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#19
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#20

my dad encouraged it

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#21

Can’t believe you got banned. So unfair. Cancelling my Kew membership in protest.

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#22
  • garden pisser
  • am no garden pisser

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#23

Pissed in the garden a lot as a child. Still do it if I’m visiting my parents’ house and I’ve had a few.

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#24

I can only imagine

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#25

When we had foxes I had to pee in the garden a bit to try to deter them

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#26

Nice cover

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#27

cut off bits of beard hair and left them strewn about the perimeter too, felt like an absolute madman

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#28

His willy is no thing to imagine.

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#29

You want to get a tube in the corner of your room like JohnToast had as a kid.

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#30

Tbh I’m trying tho

#31

Used to do it as a child, when there were six people growing up in the same house sharing one toilet. We’ve got two toilets in this house now between three of us, so the ratio hasn’t demanded it.

#32

Did a poo in my uncles garden once. One Cousin watched, one cousin dobbed me in. Got in trouble.

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#33
  • wee in the countryside/woods/etc
  • i’ll hold it until we get back to the pub/hostel/etc thanks

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