#45

It keeps you connected to and grounded in nature.

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#46

When you wee in the toilet, does it make you more connected to and grounded in porcelain?

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#47

So when other teenage boys come round your house they know is your territory

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#48

Do you see the lion of the Serengeti urinate in a toilet? The albatross? The blue whale?

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#49

I saw a dog piss against a lamp post, glad he’s now more connected to and grounded in the street lighting system

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#51

I’m gonna go for a wee in the garden RIGHT NOW. Back in a bit.

#52

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@eems

!!!

#53

Gardenpisser
GardenPISSER

#54

See dogs are different. They are already grounded in and connected to nature but have an inherent desire to become grounded in and connected to the world of humans. Hence lamppost pissing.

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#55

Walking to the far end of the plot now.

At what point does garden become field or paddock? (Not a weird tory flex sorry)

#56

:slight_smile:
I meant in general/historic terms.
My weans piss in our garden though.

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#57

Full of nitrogen isn’t it. I was also doing my covid bit by not using the site bog and potentially contaminating things.

#58

When they’re a toddler, yes.

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#59

Not very funky, funkycow!

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#60

Now, splatting down a large juicy pat, that is fine, obviously.

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#62

are you imagining any lasting toothbrush damage?

#63

Done!

#64

shamanan

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#65

Is this a wind up, or are you a dog?

#66

Faced with climbing 3 flights of stairs, i’d be tempted to have a sly tinkle too tbf