#51

I’m gonna go for a wee in the garden RIGHT NOW. Back in a bit.

#52

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@eems

!!!

#53

Gardenpisser
GardenPISSER

#54

See dogs are different. They are already grounded in and connected to nature but have an inherent desire to become grounded in and connected to the world of humans. Hence lamppost pissing.

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#55

Walking to the far end of the plot now.

At what point does garden become field or paddock? (Not a weird tory flex sorry)

#56

:slight_smile:
I meant in general/historic terms.
My weans piss in our garden though.

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#57

Full of nitrogen isn’t it. I was also doing my covid bit by not using the site bog and potentially contaminating things.

#58

When they’re a toddler, yes.

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#59

Not very funky, funkycow!

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#60

Now, splatting down a large juicy pat, that is fine, obviously.

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#62

are you imagining any lasting toothbrush damage?

#63

Done!

#64

shamanan

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#65

Is this a wind up, or are you a dog?

#66

Faced with climbing 3 flights of stairs, i’d be tempted to have a sly tinkle too tbf

#67

I’m an ATD

#68

We have been spending a lot more time in and effort on the garden during lockdown. My wife has started a compost heap of which she is enormously proud. She has been nagging me recently to piss on it (I am the only bepenised one in the house) which I am very reluctant to do as our garden is rather overlooked.

Anyway basically she shoved me outside the other night at eleven o’clock clock and I had to wee on the compost heap by the light of my phone. The things I have to do for nitrates.

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#69

I’ve been banned from garden wEES

#70

Thinly-veiled “I have a very visible penis” brag.

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#71

I would get so divorced if I tried to wee in the garden. Real shame as I think I have all the makings of a garden wee-er.

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