I've been banned from garden wees

  • garden pisser
  • am no garden pisser

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Pissed in the garden a lot as a child. Still do it if I’m visiting my parents’ house and I’ve had a few.

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I can only imagine

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When we had foxes I had to pee in the garden a bit to try to deter them

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Nice cover

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cut off bits of beard hair and left them strewn about the perimeter too, felt like an absolute madman

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His willy is no thing to imagine.

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You want to get a tube in the corner of your room like JohnToast had as a kid.

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Tbh I’m trying tho

Used to do it as a child, when there were six people growing up in the same house sharing one toilet. We’ve got two toilets in this house now between three of us, so the ratio hasn’t demanded it.

Did a poo in my uncles garden once. One Cousin watched, one cousin dobbed me in. Got in trouble.

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  • wee in the countryside/woods/etc
  • i’ll hold it until we get back to the pub/hostel/etc thanks

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Gotta say I enjoyed watching my uncle furiously dig a hole to bury my shit. 28 years old I was

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Was round at my brother’s house a while back for a kids birthday party and looked out the window at one point to see two of my nephews and a local kid (all about 6 and under) peeing against a tree at the same time. Didn’t bother saying anything about it, live and let live.

Probably best to give the grass a rest isn’t it, like Glastonbury

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You sound like a shaman Bam.

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Did it loads when my bathroom was being “done”

Still occasionally will go in the garden if I’m super desparate and one of the kids is hogging the facilities.

One must experience it

Your poor wife.

it’s very windy currently