I've caught and released three bees from my house this afternoon

What are these fucking striped pricks up to?

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Just let the bees be.

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Leave them to live in my house? I’ll have to bring some flowers in.

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Was it a sting operation?

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Bet it’s the same one bee absolutely taking the piss out of you

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Then how did I have two of them in one nutribullet receptacle at the same time, eh? Eh, Cheggers?

Might have been moving really fast.

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Slow down you move too fast
you’ve got to make the pollen last

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When’s lockdown over?

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Had you washed the nutribullet receptacle properly or was it full of pollen residue?

Caught two at once? Must have been quite a buzz

Is this how you’ve broken the news to us that you have a nutribullet?

I used the flablade to try to use centrifugal forces to remove the pollen from the rest of the chronic. The bees were onto me.

(on a separate note I showed my eldest Lalo (BCS) jumping onto the car in the ravine and when questioned about him I explained he was a drug dealer. He then told me I should become a drug dealer. So I have the blessing of my family to give it a go)

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Who’s use? Youse?

CORRECTED THE TYPO NOW LORD DICTIONARY

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Not wasps?

3 bees or not 3 bees? That is the question.

bees

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why am i laughing uncontrollably at this? deary me.

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Does your son have a birthday coming up?