#22

i can’t believe you didn’t use your science oven

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#23

Don’t you have a child? Blame the child it’s literally what they’re for

#24

she can take it up with me if necessary.

#25

You’ve got to watch it like a hawk, but the rewards are manifold.

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#26

confidentally??

#27

ftfy

#28

I have a spare if you fancy nipping up to Huntingdon to collect.

#29

ffs thewarn, grill prick

#30

Smash up the whole house and piss on the bed thus making it look like a malicious burglar has visited.

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#31

I fixed it.

I now need an excuse as to why the house reeks of burnt cheese.

#32

Make it a fun game!

in the next 100 minutes absolutely FILL the house with identical toasters and play Guess The Faulty Toaster" with your wife. The grand prize is a toaster

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#33

he’s already got a child!

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#34

You seem to have got off lightly from the cheese on toast conservatives of the board

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#35

It was fancy blue cheese that my sister had given my Mum for her birthday at my house which she then forgot and I got to claim. I was happy about. I am happy about it no more.

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#36

Also, @rich-t those Mediterranean pittas are the business.

#37

they sound dangerous to me

#38

You should stick them to your glowing grill bars (or do you have a gas grill? Can’t believe I don’t know this about you!).

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#39

take it into the bath with you. it’ll clean it right out.

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#40

When your wife arrives immediately divorce her and then propose to her again thus insuring you will get a new toaster as a wedding present

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#41

I don’t think we got one first time round!