I've got one hand in my pocket

#1

and the other one’s

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#2

GIVING A HIGH FIVE

#3

Hailing taxi cab

(I sing this at least once in a week in a northern accent. very important not to include the ‘a’)

#4

Got nothing in the other one

#5

in my other pocket, for symmetry.

#6

Fending off seagulls

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#7

AND WHOOOOO WOOAAAADAAA THOUGHT IT FIGAAAAAAS

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#8

how ironic

#9

and the other is playing PI-ANOOOO!

#10

flicking the v’s

#11

taking off my robe and wizards hat

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#12

Hook hand car in the car door hook

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#13

honestly baffles me how anyone can endure her voice

#14

Rolf Harris did a cover of this song, and for this bit he decided that altering it to “I’ve got one hand in my pocket, and the other one’s fingerin’ my didgeridoo” was a good decision

#15

I think we can question a lot of Rolf Harris’s decisions.

#16

rolling a hauge winnet.

#17

^This. Poor lyrical choices are somewhat far from his worst ones

#18

Trying to find a knife in amongst ten thousand spoons