I've had an absolute fucking nightmare there

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Fuck energy efficient machines. Bet an E rated one would have shot the crisps out so hard the glass would have broken, as nature intended.

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If only the vending machine industry didn’t make so much money (presumably) from this issue they would have designed out this flaw by now.

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You gonna shoulder barge or go with more scientific rocking?

The old :clap: work vending machine :clap: used to give you money back :clap::clap: after the order got lost but it wouldn’t lock the dispenser :clap:, so you could get two :clap: for the price of one sometimes :clap::clap:, especially with crisps :clap:

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Nicely stocked machine though

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The big tunnock caramel is :ok_hand:

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Had a machine at work once you could infinitely cycle 5p s in. Would show 5p credit and come back out. Good times

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my best vending machine experience is with the Lavazza coffee machines - they used to (might still do) reject the new style £5 notes, except they’d make your coffee first and then spit it out. i’d be absolutely surprised if they havent figured it out yet but worth a punt guys

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shoulda gone with quavers

Just had to get two packets of McCoys to obtain the flavour I wanted.

fucking alternate flavour row stacking bastard vendo-man.

shouldn’t have bought doritos

Bet those yoghurt raisins have been there since at least 2015.

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that is genius from the vending machine people (and/or mccoys) tbqh

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Chilli heatwave doritos are great you melt

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it wouldn’t have happened if you’d got quavers imo

Oh, was it chilli heatwave? Like cheerfully withdrawn.