Fuck energy efficient machines. Bet an E rated one would have shot the crisps out so hard the glass would have broken, as nature intended.
If only the vending machine industry didn’t make so much money (presumably) from this issue they would have designed out this flaw by now.
You gonna shoulder barge or go with more scientific rocking?
The old 
work vending machine used to give you money back after the order got lost but it wouldn’t lock the dispenser , so you could get two for the price of one sometimes , especially with crisps
Nicely stocked machine though
The big tunnock caramel is 
Had a machine at work once you could infinitely cycle 5p s in. Would show 5p credit and come back out. Good times
Boost
my best vending machine experience is with the Lavazza coffee machines - they used to (might still do) reject the new style £5 notes, except they’d make your coffee first and then spit it out. i’d be absolutely surprised if they havent figured it out yet but worth a punt guys
Tip it!
Tip it!
Tip it!
shoulda gone with quavers
Just had to get two packets of McCoys to obtain the flavour I wanted.
fucking alternate flavour row stacking bastard vendo-man.
shouldn’t have bought doritos
Bet those yoghurt raisins have been there since at least 2015.
that is genius from the vending machine people (and/or mccoys) tbqh
Chilli heatwave doritos are great you melt
it wouldn’t have happened if you’d got quavers imo
Oh, was it chilli heatwave? Like cheerfully withdrawn.