Ive just invented something


#1

Broetry.

It’s like poetry but for lads


#2

The other day i was thinking of throwing a humidifier at my housemate and shouting “humidiFLYER! more like!”


#3

been done, mate https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Enemy_(UK_rock_band)


#4

Is Broetry an opportunity for lads to talk about their feelings, or is it all about “tits, arse, fanny, footie, the lot”?


#5

Prose Before Hoes


#6

The first 17 seconds of this

Then cut into this


#7

Would just be that shit lad from the NatWest advert.

(May not be NatWest).


#8

I know Limmy’s mentioned that first 17 seconds before but it really is unbelievable


#9

the it’s not all work work work one?


#10

should i read this at an open mic tonight? broetry and all


#11

When you think about it, the Metaphysical poets were the original broetry lads.


#12

John Donne was some pup


#13

“If you can get your head when all about you aren’t getting theirs and blaming it on you…”


#14

ffs that was jk rowling


#15

Brotein


#16

ooft. that’s painful.


#17

The Bro-nte Sisters


#18

Bro-llercoaster (of emotions)