Ive just invented something

Broetry.

It’s like poetry but for lads

The other day i was thinking of throwing a humidifier at my housemate and shouting “humidiFLYER! more like!”

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been done, mate https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Enemy_(UK_rock_band)

Is Broetry an opportunity for lads to talk about their feelings, or is it all about “tits, arse, fanny, footie, the lot”?

Prose Before Hoes

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The first 17 seconds of this

Then cut into this

Would just be that shit lad from the NatWest advert.

(May not be NatWest).

I know Limmy’s mentioned that first 17 seconds before but it really is unbelievable

the it’s not all work work work one?

should i read this at an open mic tonight? broetry and all

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When you think about it, the Metaphysical poets were the original broetry lads.

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John Donne was some pup

“If you can get your head when all about you aren’t getting theirs and blaming it on you…”

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ffs that was jk rowling

Brotein

ooft. that’s painful.

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The Bro-nte Sisters

Bro-llercoaster (of emotions)