No one actually watches it
I’ve watched cricket in a pub before
I love it!
I’ve never seen an earthquake.
They therefore don’t exist.
I’ve felt an earthquake.
I’ve just been trawling through photo’s from Joe’s stag in the hope that someone candidly caught me watching the test match in the background. No evidence. I can’t prove it but I SWEAR to you that its true.
hate that cricket is so English and therefore shit because underneath all that colonial bullshit it seems like one of the best of the sports
Cricket is probably the only quintessentially English thing that makes me feel anything even beginning to get towards patriotism.
it’s probably not actually English but I feel that way about a good cup of tea
I mean, tea is definitively not English tbf to it
people drink it here though
which makes me happy
Even during the cricket!
most drinks can be too masculine and wheeey lads! Not tea though, tea is for everybody
Hello Mr. Tebbit
I heard that during cricket sometimes the bowler or batsman or whatever will talk shit about their opponent to psyche them out, really hate that. I thought everyone was friends