I've only just got that line "and I don't come from Wales"

He’s being sarcastic

He’s actually from Liverpool

I don’t think he is being sarcastic

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He really doesn’t come from Wales. And she really has never thrown her knickers at him.

He’s Sudanese right?

alright jonah

what?

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Nah he’s from space.

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Misremembered this as being sung by Tom Jones. So she’s like “I’ve never thrown my knickers at you” and he’s “lol, yeah, and I don’t come from Wales.”

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Imagine if Tom Jones sung a song about himself in the third person

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If he did it for all his songs it would really implicate himself in the murder of one ‘Delilah’.

Another vote for Davidoff Cool No Idea WTF this is Referencing

Tom Jones as a Lorraine Kelly style ‘character’.

The Ballad of Tom Jones by Cerys Matthews and Space

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Not sure you did just get that line

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Hows the bender going?

Not to be confused with, as it maybe has been, Baby It’s Cold Outside by Cerys Matthews and Tom Jones

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I really can’t stay
Baby it’s cold outside
I’ve got to go away
I don’t come from Wales

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Imagine every Tom Jones song is just him insisting, in an increasingly aggravated tone, that he doesn’t actually come from Wales.

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Mama told me not to come (from Wales)

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