…rather than just thinking ‘that’s really dumb’ and forgetting about it.
had an absolute classic this weekend from a friend, that will comfortably get into the top 250 dumbest things I’ve ever heard:
'if you’re not comfortable enough to walk up to a girl and ask her for a date, then you’re not ready to start dating’ wow…just wow
last weekend, a friend of a friend said:
'I don’t like animals’ man, this is pushing the top ten, no problem. laugh about this at least 4 times a week
this gem from 2014, good friend of mine:
‘fuck me, books are boring, aren’t they’ boy oh boy, the collective sigh in the room that night was something to behold. this cracker has been in the number one for two solid years. gonna have to be something very special to knock this beast off the top spot.
kin hell man. gonna have to dedicate a whole chapter of my memoirs to this nonsense.
thanks for reading and watch yer backs. I’m happy to use anything YOU say in my top 250