I've stayed quiet about this for too long and I just need to get it off my chest so here goes

Puns that require additional syllables to work aren’t true puns and should never be posted.

There, I’ve said it.

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Haha!

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eg. that’s sillyable

Brave post

What a PUN-ctilious thread

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Thank you, Tim. I just couldn’t stand idly by without saying anything any more.

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I agree, “you’re apeeling” is bad enough as it is, and its actually a good pun

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If this post was a dessert it’d be a sylla-blub

Because you’re crying about syllables, you see

Yeah, this works. I don’t endorse it but I have to admit that it works.

You do a lot of endorsing Ant, what would you say each individual one is worth?

You know how on a coupon they put “cash value £0.0000000000000000001” or whatever? An individual endorsement is probably worth about a third of one of those coupons.

So jack shit then huh, really makes all these endorsements of yours look like backhanded compliments now

Yeah, that’s right. Jack shit.

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Dorse
Trap
Jamb
Able

Any other things that can go between en- and -ment to make a word?

Only fucking amateurs would even dream of using these.

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Do you think The Shining would have been a better film if the main character was called Jack Shit?

fuck

Bank
Dow
Joy
Tangle

No, I don’t