#35

I like to call nduja ‘it’s like jam you put on a pizza’ so that please

#36

My biggest hopes are that the texture of the jam actually improves the experience of eating real pizza somehow and that the flavours remain as enjoyable as ever. My worst fears would be that the pizza jam delivery person murders me and dumps my body in a location that is never found so my loved ones have no closure.

#37

wow yeah that would be really bad

#38

I think it’s really unlikely that I make an order of pizza jam and then the person who delivers it murders me but it’s important to cover all bases

#39

yeah fair enough but it’s probably a case of answering the question so diligently as to make it a bit meaningless really

#40

When the moon hits your Nan
Like a big pizza jam
That’s amore

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#41

also a bit sad that your very greatest hope wasn’t like that the jam contained the secret to eternal happiness and you were able to live as the best possible version of yourself for the rest of your life.

#42

It’s odd because that may seem the case but in reality, “Jam that tastes like pizza but it really works as a viable and delicious product” is actually the only thing left in my life to improve any aspect of it.

#43

best and worst case scenario here please

#44

that’s amazing, congratulations

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#45

Thank you, Smee

#46

now I really appreciate the irony of it being the thing that brings about your grisly demise

#47

A delicious irony!

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#48

great teamwork

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#49

Best: savoury tomato jam with a hint of sweetness and a nice balance of oregano

Worst: cheese mixed into tomato jam and loads of basil

#50

Surely you;d be a little peeved that this is just tomato chutney, nothing pizza about it

#51

That’s why it’s the best case: because pizza jam is a terrible idea

#52

you should really go for jam pizza then imho

#53

jam pizza please

pizza jam might be alright but i don’t think i could eat a whole jar

#54

what if the jam pizza has a whole jar of jam on it