#43

best and worst case scenario here please

#44

that’s amazing, congratulations

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#45

Thank you, Smee

#46

now I really appreciate the irony of it being the thing that brings about your grisly demise

#47

A delicious irony!

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#48

great teamwork

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#49

Best: savoury tomato jam with a hint of sweetness and a nice balance of oregano

Worst: cheese mixed into tomato jam and loads of basil

#50

Surely you;d be a little peeved that this is just tomato chutney, nothing pizza about it

#51

That’s why it’s the best case: because pizza jam is a terrible idea

#52

you should really go for jam pizza then imho

#53

jam pizza please

pizza jam might be alright but i don’t think i could eat a whole jar

#54

what if the jam pizza has a whole jar of jam on it

#55

just a huge jam sandwich then. would make a go of it.

i’m not allowed any questions otherwise i would have tried to ascertain the serving accompaniments to the pizza jam. if it’s just a jar and spoon you’re out of luck. if you got breadsticks or something you might stand a chance.

#56

what if a packet of breadsticks is crushed up and stirred into a bowl full of jam and you have to eat it with your bare hands

#57

why are you doing this to me

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#58

you have brownie dessert pizzas, jam dessert pizza sounds lovely - Italian Victoria sponge innit

Give me it

#59

googles

that’s just a triangular brownie

#60

sounds like you’re wanting to ask further questions pal

#61

I never said that I couldn’t ask questions!

#62

the game was rigged from the start