Just fucking release it digitally.

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Oh wow, is it Bond Rescheduling Day again? Seems like it come around quicker every year.

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Was expecting straight story to get lynchy and weird but it’s just a really lovely, simple little film. Central performance was great.

Going to go for once upon a time in America this weekend. Not sure whether to do it in one hit with a short interval, 2 chunks on the same day or split over 2 days.

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You are right!

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An hour a year for the next four years

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Effective solution

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Films i’ve watched this week:

Sword of Destiny - sequel to crouching tiger hidden dragon and not a patch on that film. Really good cast ( could watch michelle yeoh and donnie yed all day long( not given much to work with. Some decent choreography right enough but nothing really new.
Hero - not to be confused with Zhang Yimous masterpiece but a decent enough martial arts film, some pretty amusing sequences, some decent enough fight scenes.
Attack the Block - first time i’ve seen this and really liked it. Had no idea it was joe from adam and joe who directed. A good lean fun film.

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I watched it over two days - it’s very good I thought but be warned there are two rape scenes, one of which is especially prolonged and unpleasant

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The year is 2053, No Time To Die has been delayed for the 34th time. Buses still show posters for Trolls World Tour. All human life is extinct.

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Cyberpunk is still broken

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Over three hundred Marvel TV shows have premiered on Disney+. We are still waiting for the theatrical release of Black Widow.

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The actual creatures as seen on A Quiet Place 2 posters help to wipe out the remaining humans.

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Had absolutely no idea about this. Obviously Bond film titles are always stupid, but can’t stop laughing at this.

TBH I was amazed to find out so many of the titles are actually Flemming books or short stories. He really knew how to write a silly one!

Just hit 60 films/shorts/docs this month! Sure i’ve had full years in the past without watching that many.

The Terminator :robot: Only grew up with Judgement Day recorded off TV and somehow only watching this for the first time 20ish years later. The premise is great with the execution really living upto it and manages to strike the right balance of 80’s charm, kitschiness and gore. One of those occasions where you can see that every single dollar has been spent about the best it can be are and where Arnie’s potential weaknesses are used as his strengths. T2 is the better film, but this does a great job putting the pieces on the board. 3.5/5

His Girl Friday :newspaper: Printing lies for political gain? I thought this was made in 1940 not 2020 boom boom… Watched a few Cary Grant films in the past 3 weeks and his sleazy charm, quick wit and uber scampishness ooze the absolute most here. Really felt like Hughes kept the pure essence of the play and just let the camera roll, leaving in the natural quirks, over talking and prop flubs that normal life has. That choice paired with a script so rapid it would make Aaron Sorkin weep make for such a fun blitz of a film. Russell’s early character sadly gets sold out at the end and Grant gets exactly what he set out for. 3.5/5

Oblivion :waning_gibbous_moon: More of an observation than a knock, but this is something that would probably go straight to Netflix these days. It puts a few decent sci-fi pieces that you’ve seen / read before into a blender with solid enough execution. A good 20 mins too long with everything being fine and seemingly afraid to tread on any fresh ground. 2.5/5

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‘Can I have a ticket to Shatterhand please?’
‘fuck off mate’

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Poor Howard Hawks.

Also the Oblivion soundtrack is worth a point on its own. If I ever get a big fancy TV with a banging soundsystem Oblivion and Tron Legacy will be the first films I play on it.

one of the few of that type of film that actually didn’t feel overly long or like it outstayed its welcome imho

Had Rio Bravo saved off iPlayer for a while and haven’t felt in the mood to watch yet. Seems so different to His Girl Friday which should be interesting to see.