did you pack meat in that factory?
Oh baby, you better believe it
(Sausages)
i vote for doublecoffee
Oh god the Tories would love it if you could threaten to deport people for spending 20 seconds a week too long on toilet breaks at work
“You’re here to meat pack, not meat deposit, and you better never forget that”
Just issue people with one of those buckets you found for epimer, then chain them to their workstation.
A reality tv style elimination each week Your target was 20,000 sausages per hour, and you’ve fallen short. We’re deporting you to Yemen
But I’m not from there and have never been there!
Doesn’t matter
I was about to say something about food safety standards and then I remembered it doesn’t apply
Seem to recall reading something years ago that Bernard Matthews was heavily reliant on Portuguese workers as nobody local wanted to work in his gobbling hellhole for poverty wages.
Guess this is market research about how to replace them.
Just remembered my family are banned from working there now, because two of my cousins a few years later got into a fight and ruined a not insignificant amount of sausages
Surely this gives you the right to a profile tag line of “banned from the sausage factory”
let’s play a fun game of “guess how many sausages were ruined”
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These are all suspiciously round numbers
No problem, boss. We’ll bung 'em in a burger box. Sorted.
Good thinking guys. Step to it. You’re still getting docked an afternoon’s wages, though.
Oh god imagine a perfectly round sausageburger that has a skin on it
Must I?
Yes. It’s Thursday.
OK, boss.
why is it that a sausage casing on a non-sausage shaped thing is creepy
very very strange
I am cursed with a vivid and horrible imagination, so you must suffer too.
A gleaming toad-like sausageburger with a thick layer of skin
14 person party anyone?
