January Football Thread

Can’t believe we’ve signed an actual, bona fide toffee-upper

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Wout Weghorst (to the tune of lady in red)

Unexpectedly good catnip this beef

Wout Weghort’s head
is [these lyrics have not been added yet]

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WOUT WOUT WOUT
LET ME HEAR YOU SAY WEGHORST
WEGHORST!

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think i hate antony

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learn to do things with your right foot, Anthony, fgs

yessss, twenty minutes of sweet, sweet Pellistri

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come on (come on)
come on (come on)
come on (come on)
come on (come on)
please Pellistri, oh yeah, like I pellistr you

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Yep same, although I am worried it is a bit about how he looks so hateable.

P’llistri, under the milky twilight

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how you going to be so one footed when that foot isn’t even very good

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Nottingham Forest have just conceded and all Gary Neville can talk about is Manchester United!!

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Miles better in every area. Ho hum.

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would be delighted if we won the final

Looks it!

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Would love it if casemiro can play (well) for another five years

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Lol

26 throw ins though, dominated us there

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You’ll never sing that!

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