Jeffin Christ
I’m so glad this post is in this thread
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I’ve had them, they’re inedible.
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Everything about it is perfect
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Prince Andrew did well then
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EMILY MAITLIS: So we’re going no holds barred here. What is the nature of your relationship with billionaire sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein?
PRINCE ANDREW takes a moment to compose his thoughts.
The nation waits with baited breath for his unvetted response to this question, noting that indeed NONE of the holds have been barred
PRINCE ANDREW: (exhales) got some of these crisps cos someone at work thinks I like hot food and JFC they’re not fucking about
EMILY MAITLIS: that’s very illuminating
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Also i think that saying that staying with a powerful convicted paedophile billionnaire is “not very becoming of a member of the royal family” says a lot more than he intended it to say
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That whole “it’s unbecoming of a royal” answer… I hope her follow up question is “so if you weren’t a prince, you’d have no qualms or regrets about doing what you did?”
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If you pay close attention, you’ll see this post has all the letters and punctuation of “Jeffrey Espstein didn’t kill himself”.
JFC, this bit:
“But at the time I felt it was the honourable and right thing to do and I admit fully that my judgement was probably coloured by my tendency to be too honourable but that’s just the way it is.”
I hung out with a convicted paedophile and (at the very least) perved a load of children because I am too honourable. PhD-level non-apology skills there.
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With this you appear to be asserting that holds were barred, when in fact, no holds were barred during this interview
Herewego.
Highlight thus far: “it wasn’t a birthday party, it was a straightforward shooting weekend”.
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Maitlis is skewering him. Slowly, expertly, painfully. Much better journalism than I was expecting
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“I was at Pizza Express in Woking.”
What an alibi.
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“I didn’t sweat at the time.”???
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I think Maitlis is better than people think at interviewing people when she goes for them, but doesn’t do it that often.
This is awful, hellish paedoworld comedy gold.
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“an overdose of adrenaline after being shot at in the falklands war means i don’t sweat”
this is fucking incredible
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Or at least I didn’t…
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